First Church of Tiger Woods

Stand up and Testify your Belief in Tiger Woods!

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Fellow Tiger Fan

Tiger,

I know you will receive many of these messages. I only hope that this small offer of condolence helps to ease the immense grief that I can only imagine you are feeling right now. As someone who lost my father several years ago, I can tell you that in time it will get better, but never go away. As smart of an individual I know you to be, I trust that you already know that even though it may seem impossible to beleive right now. Carry on his legacy and continue to build your own.

God bless.

One of your many fans,
Curtis

Signed on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 17:10:36 EST
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joeybergas

tiger woods will once again reign, will punish mickelson for attempting to steal his throne, and will punish all worshippers who have lost faith because god was generous enough to give mickelson a major, . Our heavenly father must give others a chance in order to make his godly wins seem even more godly. Tiger woods is definitely god, and will F*** mickelson up if he ever mentions his ailing father again

Signed on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 16:47:00 EST
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Woodalyte

"The Pastor is not very optimistic about Tiger's chances to win (though he is sure he will at least be in contention until the end)"

Man, for the pastor of the First Curch of Tiger Woods you sure don't have much faith. You got to believe brother! Can I get a witness?

Signed on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 08:08:44 EST
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havanna

I Love Tiger Woods!!!!

Signed on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 08:12:37 EST
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Chris

Michelle Wie is the devil and only the mighty TIGER can take her down!!

Signed on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 14:29:01 EST
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David Taylor

You guys are crazy! You are absolutely blasphemous! You're going to burn in hell!! There is only ONE GOD, and his name is JACK! Great site guys. Keep up the good work.

ps..I like Woodheads

Signed on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 13:01:36 EST
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William Hunt

I think this is a the worst ting I`ve ever heard of, there is only one God and he is not Tiger Woods, you should be ashamed of your selves, may God have mercie on you souls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 23:19:14 EST
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Arnold H

Tiger's wife is evidently Heaven sent. Further proof of his divinity!

Signed on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 21:15:37 EST
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Woodhead #1

Look . . . Tiger IS God Incarnate. Despite the wisdom of Lisa's quote from II Thess below, count me among those who remain deceived by the Great Satan and choose to truly believe that Tiger is the second coming of Christ. He can hit a 9 iron damn near 200 yards, for Chrissakes. How much more proof do you need?

May I someday merely touch the hem of his Nike Dri-fit sports shirt and be healed of my recurring slice and my yip-tainted putting stroke.

Signed on Friday, March 17, 2006 at 13:54:35 EST
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dolores martinez

The faithful followers should be called Woodheads.

Signed on Wednesday, March 08, 2006 at 16:04:58 EST
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Steve

I am surprised at the number of unbelievers that come on the site and question the premise of its existence. Open your heart, one does not need faith, one must only use their eyes. Watch all other PGA pros quake before him. See the masses that follow him, forsaking all others. Observe natural laws fail to operate in his midst.

None are so blind as those who will not see.

Signed on Monday, March 06, 2006 at 13:54:31 EST
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Joolie

Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Tiger Woods are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side I must ask you what you have learned, and what you believe in."
God asks Arnie first: "What do you believe?"
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>Arnie thinks long and hard, looks god in the eye, and says,"I believe in hard work, and staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
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>God can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a seat to his left. Then god turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you believe in?"
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Jack says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Arnold, I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
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>God is greatly moved by Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.
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Finally, god turns to Woods. "And you, Tiger, what do you believe?"
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>Tiger replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

Signed on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 07:55:37 EST
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